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Suggest Revision: One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
 
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Suggest Revision: Some people have the time but they don't have time while others have time but do not have the time.
 
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Suggest Revision: The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.
 
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Suggest Revision: When my time comes, just skin me and put me up there on Trigger, just as though nothing had ever changed.
 
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Suggest Revision: The nearer people approach old age the closer they return to a semblance of childhood, until the time comes for them to depart this life, again like children, neither tired of living nor aware of death.
 
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Suggest Revision: To live in this world, you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your own life depends on it; and, when the time comes to let it go, to let it go
 
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Suggest Revision: In conclusion, there is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell's ninetieth birthday that best serves to summarize his attitude toward God and religion. A London lady sat next to him at this party, and over the soup she suggested to him that he was not only the world's most famous atheist but, by this time, very probably the world's oldest atheist. What will you do, Bertie, if it turns out you're wrong? she asked. I mean, what if -- uh -- when the time comes, you should meet Him? What will you say? Russell was delighted with the.
 
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Suggest Revision: To a surprising extent the war-lords in shining armor, the apostles of the martial virtues, tend not to die fighting when the time comes. History is full of ignominious getaways by the great and famous.
 
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Suggest Revision: When the time comes for friends to part, love will be the bride, from heart to heart.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is no such thing as luck. It's a fancy name for being always at our duty, and so sure to be ready when good time comes.
 
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