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Timing Stan Laurel Quotes & Sayings
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Another fine mess you've gotten me into.
Stan Laurel
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If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.
Stan Laurel
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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
Stan Laurel
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If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
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I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
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Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what? Stan: Possession of cocaine donuts. Man: Those are powdered sugar. Stan: Put it in a rap song, jailbird. This office is permanently closed. Man: What are you saying? Stan: I'm saying you're fired. Donald Trump: (Clearing throat) Stan: Oh, for God's sake. Somebody pay Mr. Trump.
American Dad
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A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years. (Starts chugging down pills) Principal Lewis: Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office. Stan: I see. (Foam starts coming out of his mouth) Henry, antidote!
American Dad
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Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense. Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career. Stan: No, my job is a career. This is just some silly housewife's hobby. Francine: Oh, yeah? Well, this silly housewife loves her "hobby." She's good at it. In fact, she kicks ass! So, her big career-man husband is just going to have to deal with it. Stan: I could have assassinated you! Francine: What? Stan: Nothing.
American Dad
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Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
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Gods timing isn't our timing. Gods timing is perfect.
Unknown
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.
American Dad
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Sometimes the hero finally makes the right choice but the timing is all wrong. And, as they say, timing is everything.
Unknown
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Maybe it was all just wrong timing. But I wont question it. It was in Gods plan for it to happen this way.
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You can do the right thing with the right person...but if its at the wrong time everything gets twisted...somebody say timing.
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Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own that!
American Dad
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Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.
Warren Spahn
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Something that's helped me is to remember everything's on Gods timing not your own. And as much as you don't want it to be his timing is right.
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Stan: (After seeing Scab Bum) Who the hell is that? Steve: He doesn't have a name. Stan: What? Steve: He killed his own name.
American Dad
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God gives us dreams for certain things in our lives, but He doesn't always allow us to see the exact timing of His plan. Accept Gods timing!
Unknown
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