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Timmy And Cat Quotes & Sayings
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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Shit bang, you going dumb. Im going Timmy...
Tyga
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
Stephen Baker
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How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another cat. 5. Buy another cat. 6. Repeat.
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Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."
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There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again.
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I did have a cat once that used to attack an ex-boyfriend's feet every time he slept over. I should've known then that the cat was right.
Erin Daniels
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These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.
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The ability to bath a cat is a martial art.
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A cat sneezing is a good omen for everyone who hears it.
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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
Mark Twain
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Ogden Nash
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Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
Unknown
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A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.
Caryl Chessman
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain
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A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
Dean Inge
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But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is with a cat. Because the world is his.
James Cromwell
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Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?
Louis Camuti
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I usually just have one cat. It is difficult, but I have my one cat that he'll travel with me if it's appropriate, if I'm not going overseas.
Gina Gershon
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