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Toilet Seat Cold Quotes & Sayings
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
Unknown
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
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I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
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I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.
Unknown
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Music loud, hear it banging through the whole street. Beat getting shit on: toilet bowl seat.
Mac Miller
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner
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I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
Farrah Fawcett
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I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.
Albus Dumbledore
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I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's a famous thing. It should be treated well.'
Ben Affleck
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
Unknown
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?
Wendy Liebman
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?
Wendy Liebman
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
The Rolling Stones
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So chillin' in the front seat nn the back seat. I'm drivin', cruisin'
Rebecca Black
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Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat.
Rebecca Black
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Here's to the nights where the sand is your seat, the waves kiss your feet, your friends outnumber the stars, and even the chilliest of nights are still warmer than the cold one in your hand.
Azgraybebly Josland
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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You cold, cold heart!
Great Expectations
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