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Toilet Seat Down Quotes & Sayings
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
Unknown
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I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.
Unknown
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Music loud, hear it banging through the whole street. Beat getting shit on: toilet bowl seat.
Mac Miller
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner
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I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's a famous thing. It should be treated well.'
Ben Affleck
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I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.
Albus Dumbledore
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I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
Farrah Fawcett
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
Unknown
21 Likes
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
Unknown
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So chillin' in the front seat nn the back seat. I'm drivin', cruisin'
Rebecca Black
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Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat.
Rebecca Black
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Its random stuff, stuff that makes my life easier. One of the main things I started out doing was a car seat cardio Im always in traffic here in L.A., so I made this thing. I made this one prototype thing and it was the worst thing everMy car had a headrest, so I broke it to make it, like, an ab machineand I used to have the bands and Id put them under my seat and Id be curling as Im driving Id have to move the steering wheel up, so I could get that full motion. I sent it in and they said, This is too dangerous. This will kill people.
Kellan Lutz
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay Z
36 Likes
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
7 Likes
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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