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Tour Bus Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Tré on their first tour bus: It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any books to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read.
Green Day
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We each have our own tour bus. We've never done that before.
Nikki Sixx
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It was a nightmare. The band had to tour Greenland by bus.
Fred Schneider
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I want a new tour bus full of old guitars. My own star on Hollywood Boulevard.
Nickelback
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On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.
Zakk Wylde
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I was traveling on our tour bus through Europe and I was thinking I want to have long blonde hair.
Nina Hagen
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I made my Broadway debut in the revival of Hair and followed it up with the bus and truck tour of Grease.
Peter Gallagher
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Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
Bruce Dickinson
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
Unknown
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Hear say, John Pope Paul all a come yah pon tour. DJ dung yah a brandish mi what more. Boogerman ah plan all fi guh march and tour. Tour Kingston and all go tour Port more.
Capleton
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I hate the star part of the business. I like the singing, and writing and all that goes with it. But I wish when I get off the tour bus I could be more normal and go down to Kmart and buy me a fishing lure.
Alan Jackson
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s..y can I send for you red-eye, Fresh out the pool no towel, just let it air dry. And if you ain't fu..in' tonight, Man you can watch that tour bus go by.
Yung Berg
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I tell my staff, we're riding a tour bus around, and we're going to stop and look at some weird stuff - but we're taking our viewers around safely. They're just looking out the window at it. I'm trying to create a sense of comfort for my center audience.
Chris Matthews
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You know, I didn't have enough money to quit my day job... the myth of the major label deal. Nowadays, you have a tour bus and a stylist and all this stuff. But back then, no way.
Mary Chapin Carpenter
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When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
Evan Dando
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I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.
Kristin Hersh
10 Likes
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So we are not doing the traditional album, tour, album, tour, album, tour anymore. We're going to tour when we want to, regardless of whether we've got a record out.
Ed O'Brien
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Ever get stuck behind a school bus for so long that you start talking crap about the kids on the bus and saying how they'll never succeed?
Unknown
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
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