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Traffic Joke Quotes & Sayings
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Normally, we consider waiting through more than a single change of a traffic light as a 'traffic jam.' But during the Rendezvous, it's common.
Diana Buehler
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In seven to ten years video traffic on the Internet will exceed data and voice traffic combined.
Bob Metcalfe
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Downtown mixing fabrics trying to find the magic. Started a little blog just to get some traffic. Old folksll tell you not to play in traffic. A million hits and the web crashes, damn!
Kanye West
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I use the term bar-room to represent every means for the sale and traffic in liquor, and I earnestly appeal to the people to put an end to the traffic, no matter under what name or guise it may be carried on.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen Kelly
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Trying to settle a problem with oratory is like attempting to unsnarl a traffic jam by blowing horns
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I was running to get to an audition when I first starting acting and when crossing the road with traffic stopped everywhere I slipped in this huge puddle of black water and got soaked and my papers went everywhere while holding up traffic and being pointed and laughed at.
Henry Cavill
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It causes what we call a traffic jam upstairs. We've had thousands of requests for copies.
Skip Rutherford
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We were able to run our tanks as dry as we can, ... That gave us an opportunity to lower our price right away, which most people weren't able to do. The result is that we've had a traffic jam most all day.
Bill Green
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If a car comes past me in a traffic jam with a boom box going, I jump out of my skin. Those big booming basses. I'm just more sensitive to noise these days.
George Harrison
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.
Larry King
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People nowadays like to be together not in the old-fashioned way of, say, mingling on the piazza of an Italian Renaissance city, but, instead, huddled together in traffic jams, bus queues, on escalators and so on. It's a new kind of togetherness which may seem totally alien, but it's the togetherness of modern technology.
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There is no traffic jam on the extra mile
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Sitting at the bus stop, suckin on a lollipop, in my ice cream top, I can make the traffic stop, I can make the traffic stop.
Teyana Taylor
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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