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Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel.
Nicole Polizzi
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Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
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Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own that!
American Dad
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Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
Ivana Trump
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Under Governor Romney's definition, there are a whole bunch of millionaires and billionaires who are small businesses. Donald Trump is a small business. Now, I know Donald Trump doesn't like to think of himself as small anything, but, but that's how you define small businesses if you're getting business income.
Barack Obama
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Well, the economy is still growing slow. As a matter of fact, it's growing much more slowly now than when you made that statement. And so if you believe the same thing, you just don't want to raise taxes on people. And the reality is it's not just wealthy people...you mentioned Donald Trump. It's not just Donald Trump you're taxing. It's all those businesses that employ one-quarter of the workers in America; these small businesses that are taxed as individuals.
Mitt Romney
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Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what? Stan: Possession of cocaine donuts. Man: Those are powdered sugar. Stan: Put it in a rap song, jailbird. This office is permanently closed. Man: What are you saying? Stan: I'm saying you're fired. Donald Trump: (Clearing throat) Stan: Oh, for God's sake. Somebody pay Mr. Trump.
American Dad
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Osama bin Laden isn't dead until Donald Trump's seen the death certificate.
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You have to think anyway, so why not think big?
Donald Trump
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Do whatever you have to do to get the job done.
Donald Trump
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The point is that you can't be too greedy.
Donald Trump
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Don't get mad. Get everything!
Ivana Trump
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Looking good is the best revenge.
Ivana Trump
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I'm not a clone, and I'm not a minion.
Ivanka Trump
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If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
Donald Trump
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The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's.
Donald Trump
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Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.
Donald Trump
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Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.
Ivana Trump
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It doesn't hurt to get more education.
Donald Trump
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