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Tuna Sandwich Quotes & Sayings
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If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.
Mark Mobius
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Would you Kill flipper for a tuna sandwich?
Unknown
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After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.'
Steve Carell
11 Likes
I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary made it. Mary says I'll tell you virtually every meal I eat is the best I've ever had. She's right.
Fred Willard
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I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I said I was. She kind of giggled, and while I was talking with her, her girlfriend ran up and took my sandwich. I did not call out after her. I didn't know what to do. I had never had anyone steal food from me before. How do you react if someone takes your sandwich? I just finished my cup of coffee and got on the plane and flew home.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
Unknown
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Am I eating chicken or tuna?
Jessica Simpson
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Your girlfriend's vagina? Smells like bumble bee tuna.
Riff Raff
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I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many different shapes.
Augusten Burroughs
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From eating canned tuna to shoe deals with Puma. From women saying 'Hey Chris' to 'Goddamn Luda!'
Ludacris
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When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed.
Audrey Kitching
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I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna Fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.
Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
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Sometimes I miss hamburgers, I should say that. I miss the tuna pizzas at Mercer Kitchen.
Marc Jacobs
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Sometimes I miss hamburgers, I should say that. I miss the tuna pizzas at Mercer Kitchen.
Marc Jacobs
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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
Jessica Simpson
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Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Family Guy
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Me burger with I sauce on it, a myself sandwich.
Funkadelic
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I can't have s.. with a sandwich. Can I?
Miranda Hobbes
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I make a mean PB&J sandwich.
Chanel Dudley
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Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
James Beard
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