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Suggest Revision: Turning 30 was when my parents both got cancer and were fighting it and beat it, but their mortality started to get to me. Everything wasn't as hunky-dory like it was.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I first got pregnant, I freaked out. Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hitler was so modern, in that he was obsessed with being famous. He was caught up with this rush to be have achieved greatness before turning 30.
 
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
 
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Suggest Revision: Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
 
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Suggest Revision: New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
 
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Suggest Revision: The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
 
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Suggest Revision: Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
 
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