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Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.

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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

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All human rules are more or less idiotic.

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Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. -Matthew 19:6

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The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe.

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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.

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I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't.... The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.

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Heaven goes by favor; If it went on merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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