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Suggest Revision: I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
 
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Suggest Revision: Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
 
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Suggest Revision: I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
 
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Suggest Revision: John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.
 
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Suggest Revision: I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
 
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Suggest Revision: Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
 
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Suggest Revision: Friends with the Benefit to be in a Drama Free Relationship.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can escape into a character.
 
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