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Two And A Half Men Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Two And A Half Men" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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MYSTERY SOLVED: now we know who the 'half a man' is in 'Two and a Half Men."...HINT: it's not the kid!!!!
Zooey Deschanel
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Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?
Jean Giraudoux
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With you paying out the a.. and Im talking half. Not some but half. No serious, half. Half of your soul. Half of your heart, you leaving behind.
Nas
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -Bilbo
Lord Of The Rings
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Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined, and imprisoned, yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half of the world fools and the other half hypocrites.
Thomas Jefferson
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
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Half the spiritual difficulties that men and women suffer arise from a morbid state of health
Henry Ward Beecher
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The real problem with men- they can only think six inches into the future. The real problem with women- they have only half a foot in the present, and the other half in mind for the future.
Joan Fontaine
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If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state.
Leo Tolstoy
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Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Gore Vidal
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
J R R Tolkien
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Around me I saw women overworked and underpaid, doing men's work at half men's wages, not because their work was inferior, but because they were women.
Anna H Shaw
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If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state.
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state.
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state.
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Many women cut back what had to be done at home by redefining what the house, the marriage and, sometimes, what the child needs. One woman described a fairly common pattern: I do my half. I do half of his half, and the rest doesn't get done.
Arlie Hochschild
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My friendship group is half men, half women and I enjoy giving my opinion to my male friends. I love giving my guy friends advice on how to pamper women and the right things to say. And equally, its important for me to get advice from my male friends as well.
Christina Aguilera
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Half the pictures directed by men of reputation fail.
Carroll O'Connor
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Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
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A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war.
Samuel Butler
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