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Ual Humor Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
Nishan Panwar
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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