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Ugly Sweater Joke Quotes & Sayings
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Never. ever stoppin', but these ni...s steady coppin'. So I'm ugly with the money. Ugly, ugly, Green Goblin.
Jae Millz
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It is better to have an ugly face than an ugly tongue as the ugly face could not hurting others, but the tongue can produce ugly words that hurt.
Siotto Castello
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I was actually very ugly. I was ugly. I felt very insecure.
Jessica Hahn
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
Margaret Cho
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No two way about it, no matter how pretty you appear, if your heart is ugly, you are ugly.
Michael Mbuko
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Beauty is but skin deep, ugly lies the bone; Beauty dies and fades away, but ugly holds its own.
Albert Einstein
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing.
Andy Murray
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Thats a joke, I say thats a joke son.
Foghorn Leghorn
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You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
Marcia Gay Harden
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It annoys me when those really attractive people on here claim to be ugly, you're not ugly you're just an attention seeker.
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