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Unhappy Married Man Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Unhappy is the man whom man can make unhappy
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then hes finished.
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A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I've never been married, I'm single.
Paula Danziger
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way
Leo Tolstoy
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
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Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.
Dale Carnegie
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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
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A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Duane Dewel
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
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There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
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I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
Patrick Marber
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I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.
Lynda Barry
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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
Frank Sintara
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