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Suggest Revision: I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
 
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Suggest Revision: Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
 
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Suggest Revision: I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't bother me at work...unless cake is involved.
 
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Suggest Revision: Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only difference between Hell and where I work is the fluorescent lighting.
 
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Suggest Revision: I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
 
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Suggest Revision: Instead of calling in sick today, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today!
 
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