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Valentine Day Suck Quotes & Sayings
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Even without Valentine's Day, you're my valentine. I don't need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since today the world is celebrating anyway, I'm here to wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
Unknown
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Valentine's Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine's Day.
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This Valentine's day, I hope that we have many more beautiful Valentine Days to share together! Happy Valentines Day my love.
Unknown
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Love shouldn't end on Valentine's Day, neither must it start on Valentine's Day.
Terry Mark
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Boys suck and Valentine's sucks and life without a boyfriend sucks.
Unknown
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
Unknown
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I'm a Valentine's Day kind of girl, I love it. I like smiling and telling my neighbors happy Valentine's Day and the people I meet down at the store. I like sharing the love around.
Jennifer Garner
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I prayed to God give me a great Valentine but He gave me a lot more. With you by my side, I can conquer the whole world. Happy Valentines Day! Be my Valentine forever.
Unknown
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If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.
Cesar Romero
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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'No Valentine for Valentines Day' Remember that some people don't have a Mother on Mothers Day and some without a Father on Fathers Day.
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Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get down and intimate! Happy Valentines Day.
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Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fu..ing terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. -Peter Bretter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.
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Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
Dane Cook
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Man, What about the fine a.. hos I had coming here. They said they were gonna fu.. for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we're gonna make them Holler for a dollar. One of 'em said they'd suck my d..k from the back. I ain't never had that, ever happen to me, I'm trying to see what that be like. Badaba badaba ba. One of them said they was gonna suck my d..k from the back. I'm tryin' to see what that be like!
Day-Day
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Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life.
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