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Charith_nero

When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.

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Rico

They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself.

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Dont worry, dont cry, drink vodka and fly.

cheyanne3383

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

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Actualcola

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

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Crackpot

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

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itzBiancababy

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.

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Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

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Michael_Nodo

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.

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