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Vodka And Salt Caption Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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I've always had a mad addiction to salt. I've been known to pick the salt off of pretzels and eat it!
Hayden Panettiere
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I've always had a mad addiction to salt. I've been known to pick the salt off of pretzels and eat it!
Hayden Panettiere
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Nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if it is the salt of the earth.
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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Salt is a preservative. It really holds flavor. For example, if you chop up some fresh herbs, or even just garlic, the salt will extract the moisture and preserve the flavor.
Sally Schneider
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
The Situation
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Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed.
Buddha
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A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.
James Thurber
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When people caption their photos as 'I'm fine without you' or along the lines of that, you know that they really aren't.
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I'm the girl you'll never be.
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Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of a place she went to in the past with a caption that says 'take me back.'
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Don't let anyone tell you that you're not strong enough.
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve. Steve: Hilary, could you pass the salt? Stan: (Holding gun to her head) Pass him the salt.
American Dad
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Warning - You might fall in love with me.
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Wearing retro shit, that's old fashion. ni..., see what I'm saying, no closed caption.
Big Sean
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I'll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
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I am who I am, your approval isn't needed.
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