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Vodka Deleting Memoriesed U Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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I tried being the bigger person, but I'm over it, deleting you out of my life.
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You dont have to have s.. to cheat. Once you find yourself deleting text messages, you're probably almost there...
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When people are like 'I'm deleting my Facebook/Twitter I'm sick of everything goodbye.' and then come online again like 10 seconds later...
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When I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence.
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I wish I can delete you from my mind as easy as deleting some files on my computer!
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Deleting old messages makes me feel a sense of achievement for getting over the past but then it's hard to realize its proper gone and over.
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Whenever I delete text messages from you, I feel like Im deleting a part of me.
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Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka
Matthew Lush
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You're lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
Candace Bailey
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Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
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Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
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I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
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Always a new million. Voli's the new vodka. Forty is the new 30. Baby you're a rockstar.
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Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
Fuzzy Zoeller
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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