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Vodka Motel Condom Swallo Quotes & Sayings
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Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! fu.. Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.
Pitbull
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I know it so well, I know the hustle so well. Stunt like I'm workin' overnighters right by the motel.
Drake
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At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
Jay London
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Fixes her hair to look good for someone who waits in a car to go to a motel.
Silverstein
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Look, top floor of the hotel suite. So connected that you know I got a motel cheap.
Big Sean
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Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the po..o flicks.
Beastie Boys
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And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel.
Chris LeDoux
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It will never be mistaken for a high school gymnasium or a meeting room in a Midwestern motel.
Donal Henahan
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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.
Augusten Burroughs
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka
Matthew Lush
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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