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W Student Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "W Student Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...'
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Clearly, once the student is no longer a student the possibilities of relationship are enlarged.
Marilyn Hacker
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If one student is unable to get online, it cripples that student's team and puts the whole course in jeopardy.
John Gallagher
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I haven't yet figured out how I was made first captain, because I was not an outstanding student. I was an adequate student.
William Westmoreland
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
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I wouldn't attach too much importance to these student riots. I remember when I was a student at the Sorbonne in Paris, I used to go out and riot occasionally.
John Foster Dulles
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I have a long way to go before I'd feel comfortable calling myself a musician. My dad taught me that you lay down a foundation and work really hard. I need to learn more. But I was built to be a student; to be a student is the whole point of being here.
Rashida Jones
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I met my wife Anne who was a sociology student, and her influence together with activities associated with the student movement of the time opened up my interests amongst other things into the theatre, art, music, politics and philosophy.
Paul Nurse
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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Faulkner turned out to be a great teacher. When a student asked a question ineptly, he answered the question with what the student had really wanted to know.
Leslie Fiedler
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If some student came up and wanted to know where to study painting, you'd want to suggest someplace, but there's no place. I wouldn't know where to send a student to study.
Ad Reinhardt
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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I felt slightly superior to student politics, for instance. I had no reason to think this, but I thought of myself as slightly more seasoned. I became quite cynical talking to my student friends.
Kazuo Ishiguro
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I had just arrived in New York from California. I was nineteen years old and excited beyond belief. I was an art student and an acting student and behaved as most young actors did - meaning that there was no such thing as a good actor, 'cause you yourself hadn't shown up yet.
Robert Redford
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That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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