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Walking Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Walking like do you ...
David Deejay
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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Walking is man's best medicine.
Hippocrates
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Never seen it so dark. Where have you gone? Am I walking all alone?
Zion Y Lennox
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I like walking on the edge.
Levon Helm
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Walking a mile in my sho.., I'd like to see you try.
Unknown
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I believe in walking in the Spirit.
David Wilkerson
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Try walking a mile in my sho.. and see how far you get.
Unknown
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If your getting tired of me. Just tell me. I have no problem walking alone...
Unknown
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I'm in the kitchen and I'm not walking out.
Charles Rangel
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I may not be walking with you all the way, or even much of the way, as I walk with you now.
Arthur Ashe
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
Tina Fey
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X-rays will prove to be a hoax
Samuel Butler
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