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Wanna Hear A Joke About Corn Quotes & Sayings
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Wanna hear a joke about a pencil? Never mind its pointless.
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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wanna hear a joke about my broken pencil? Never Mind, it's pointless...
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Tell me something I wanna hear. Trench coat and heals is nothing you wanna wear. Put your friend on, she wanna stare. Chicks like airs, every weekend I wanna pair.
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You wanna hear a joke? The way you treat me....
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You really get the most out of sweet corn if you pick the corn off the stalk and rush it to a pot of boiling water. The longer you wait, the more sugar you lose. But if you get it in the first half hour, that is the sweetest corn ever.
Sam Donaldson
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Leela cracked corn, and I dont care. Fry cracked corn, I still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I don't don't wanna hear you're sorry now, The-uh-uh best thing you can do for me is just spit it out. I don't don't wanna hear you're sorry now. Stop stop stuttering your words It's only making you look worse.
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Words dont mean anything.. Anybody could say what you wanna hear. But not everyone can show you what you wanna see.
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I dont listen very well, simply because I hear what U wanna hear and if you aint talking about nothing your being ignored.
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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Why is it so hard for you to understand, that all I wanna hold is your hand. That all I wanna hear is your sweet voice in my ear.
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Don't waste your time with explanations People hear ONLY what they wanna hear!!!
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U.S. corn exports to CAFTA countries will benefit from reduced tariffs and duty-free access for corn products.
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It was necessary to have an even depth of corn on the top compared to the sides, so the air would not take the easiest route and not evenly dry the stored corn.
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Don't wanna hear your sad songs I don't wanna feel your pain. When you swear it's all my fault cause you know we're not the same.
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We made more money feeding molasses, urea, and corn cobs to cattle than we ever did feeding dent corn.
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