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Wash Car Dirt Quotes & Sayings
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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman
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Wash it in my condo, suicide doors. Rest in peace to my car door.
2 Chainz
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Dirty deeds done dirt cheapconcrete sho.., cyanide, TNT, done dirt cheap. Neck ties, contracts, high voltage, done dirt cheap.
ACDC
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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It was pretty nasty. Every day I'd get in and it was just dirt, all dirt. They would cover me, but it was fake dirt, which was kind of weird. So it was actually a bit of a relief, because I could spill stuff on my wardrobe by accident, and it wouldn't really matter, and I could get all dirty and no one would really care. I just had to be careful about touching other people.
AnnaSophia Robb
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Out of everyone, I call Bruce for help the most. Hes a perfect role model for him. He takes Mason to the car wash for man time.
Kourtney Kardashiany
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Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'
Unknown
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'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.
Unknown
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I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common.
Stephen R Donaldson
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Happy Earth Day. I'm doing my part by vacuuming all of the dirt out of my car and putting it back on the ground where it belongs.
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It was so embarrassing, everytime I see it, I blush. Imagine if you saw yourselves like that. It's one thing to get dressed up and do the movie star thing, but I mean, it's my job to be outside of that and it's not like I'm on the outside when they're all watching me. [About the famous car wash scene from One Night at McCool's].
Liv Tyler
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You do dirt, you get dirt. Karma's a bi..., you should know.
Unknown
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The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child.
Jonathan Carroll
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It's not a case of 'look at me in my car'; it's more, 'look at the car'. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
Jay Kay
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You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
Doris Roberts
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What we build in dirt will inevitably return to dirt; what we build in Spirit will Live to the End Of All Things.
Marrett Green
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Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back, makin fun of poor little Joe Dirt?
Joe Dirt
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At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
Roger Staubach
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
Rocko
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April Fools Day prank for a friend: post their car and phone number on craigslist for dirt cheap and watch the phone calls come pouring in.
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