TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Water Tastes Funny Without Wiskey In It Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Water Tastes Funny Without Wiskey In It" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Humor
Silly
Funny
Witty
Cute
Short
Love
Water
Impossibility
Love
Feelings
Emotions
Expression
Humor
Funny
Positive
Funny Facebook Status
Drinking
Confession
Show more
Being In Love
Teen Love
Difficulty
I Love You So Much
Deep Love
Age
Women
Good
Dieting
Food
Health
Meditation
Flexibility
Inspirational
Swimming
Drink
Clever Facebook Status
Wisdom
Life
Health
Mean
Television
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Women
Silly
QUOTES
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
189 Likes
Humor quotes
Silly quotes
Funny quotes
Witty quotes
Sponsored Links
Explaining why I love is you is like explaining how water tastes: completely impossible.
Unknown
380 Likes
Cute quotes
Short quotes
Love quotes
Water quotes
Impossibility quotes
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
Art Buchwald
0 Likes
telling someone why you love them is like trying to explain what water tastes like.
Julia Klassen
72 Likes
Love quotes
Feelings quotes
Emotions quotes
Expression quotes
Humor quotes
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W C Fields
127 Likes
Funny quotes
Water quotes
Sponsored Links
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Unknown
68 Likes
Funny quotes
Positive quotes
Water quotes
One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
Unknown
200 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Water quotes
My knob tastes funny.
Ralph Wiggum
3 Likes
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
44 Likes
Funny quotes
Drinking quotes
Water quotes
Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like...
Unknown
67 Likes
Confession quotes
Being In Love quotes
Teen Love quotes
Difficulty quotes
Sponsored Links
The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.
Ralph Wiggum
15 Likes
How much I love you is like trying to explain how water tastes. Impossible.
Mitch Cuento
89 Likes
Impossibility quotes
I Love You So Much quotes
Deep Love quotes
Being In Love quotes
No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz
85 Likes
Funny quotes
Water quotes
It's the board I had a problem with. I could totally handle being in the water and stuff. I came here to do my own stunts. Water! Ocean! Action! Big waves! That water, that water has tamed me. You can feel that the world is connected to it.
Michelle Rodriguez
4 Likes
Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
Unknown
1007 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Water quotes
Sponsored Links
Youth changes its tastes by the warmth of its blood, age retains its tastes by habit.
Francois La Rochefoucauld
4 Likes
Age quotes
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
Groucho Marx
37 Likes
Funny quotes
Women quotes
A liberal is a person who believes that water can be made to run uphill. A conservative is someone who believes everybody should pay for his water. I'm somewhere in between: I believe water should be free, but that water flows downhill.
Theodore White
1 Likes
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Unknown
54 Likes
Good quotes
Funny quotes
Water quotes
Number one rule of dieting: If it tastes good, spit it out.
Unknown
90 Likes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
Food quotes
Health quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 25
Art
Being Faithful
Concern
Consistency
Endurance
Forget The Past
Frustration
Funny Facebook Status
Gay
George W. Bush
Heartbroken
I Dont Want To Lose You
Jealousy
Life
Love
Movies
Pornography
Purpose
Self
Warning
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™