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Wearing Too Much Make Up Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?' I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.'
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? :D
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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It's a surer way to a woman's heart to be interested in what she's thinking than what she's wearing or not wearing.
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