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Suggest Revision: Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
 
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Suggest Revision: The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
 
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Suggest Revision: On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
 
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Suggest Revision: Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
 
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