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Weed And Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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And the weed is guranteed to be just what I need.
Kid Cudi
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Smoking so much weed I am better off alone, I'm in my own zone.
Kid Cudi
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Proceed to not smoke weed around the seed.
Nelly
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She get d..k, weed and ignored, thats a D.W.I ni....
Lil Wayne
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So what I smoke weed, last time I checked its my life not yours.
Unknown
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Age is just a number... Yeah, and weed is just a plant.
Unknown
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Gone roll that weed ni... . Why ? cause I'm stressed out
Big Sean
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Weed got me laughin like a damn hyena.
Mac Miller
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Slavery is a weed that grows on every soil.
Edmund Burke
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The more weed smoke I puff, the more dangerous.
Biggie Smalls
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Science grows like a weed every year.
Kary Mullis
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In my opinion, defending weed just makes you look trashy. Sorry not sorry.
Unknown
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A weed is but an unloved flower.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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