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Weekend Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Weekend Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I've decided to have a relaxing weekend at home since no one invited me to do anything.
Unknown
16 Likes
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Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture.
Unknown
65 Likes
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You'll always be a first round pick in my weekend drinking draft.
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I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
Albert Brooks
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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We, some cast members and I, even went on a weekend trip together and spent the weekend at an inn, because we enjoy each other's company so much, and it was so cool.
Victor Garber
7 Likes
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
75 Likes
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I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to Bar Mitzvahs every weekend, and this is like the same feeling. I put on a suit every weekend to go and meet with a lot of Jews.
Jesse Eisenberg
4 Likes
I can't wait for the weekend so I can sit at home and wish I had something better to do.
Unknown
16 Likes
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I pray this weekend lasts forever.
Unknown
15 Likes
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Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend.
Rebecca Black
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
76 Likes
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Thank God the weekend is here, PARTY TIME!
Unknown
27 Likes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
11 Likes
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A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
Unknown
59 Likes
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why wait for the weekend to have fun?
Loesje
76 Likes
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Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
Unknown
18 Likes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
Unknown
158 Likes
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