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Weekend Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Weekend Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around our most cherished family and friends! Happy Friday!
Unknown
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Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things you've encountered this week and have a great weekend.
Unknown
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND!
Unknown
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Unknown
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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Weekend Advice: It's only illegal if you get caught.
Unknown
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- I've been thinking Hobbes -- - On a weekend? - Well, it wasn't on purpose...
Calvin & Hobbes
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
Unknown
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
Unknown
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Unknown
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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