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Were You Funny As A Childs A Child Quotes & Sayings
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
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The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious reason will never happen to itself. All who have passed the age of thirty are joyless grotesques, endlessly fussing about things of no importance and staying alive without, so far as the child can see, having anything to live for. Only child life is real life.
George Orwell
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I'd have to think of something really creative and mind-fu..ing. Maybe if I adopted a child, like a foreign child, and carried it around and took it to work and took it to a Teen Vogue party. That'd be pretty funny.
Leven Rambin
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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One of the best investments we can make in a childs life is high-quality early education.
Barack Obama
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By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
Unknown
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My father was such a positive influence on my life...sucks that a lot of men are missing from their childs lives today.
Unknown
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Each childs story is worthy of telling. There shouldnt be a sliding scale of death. The weight of it is crushing.
Anderson Cooper
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It is the way a father holds his child's hand that makes his child feel safe. It is the way a father looks at his child makes his child feel cared for. But most of all, it is the very presence of a father to a child that makes the child feel blessed. Happy Father's day.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Compared to other parents, remarried parents seem more desirous of their child's approval, more alert to the child's emotional state, and more sensitive in their parent-child relations. Perhaps this is the result of heightened empathy for the child's suffering, perhaps it is a guilt reaction; in either case, it gives the child a potent weapon, the power to disrupt the new household and come between parent and the new spouse.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream.
Dr Bernard Nathanson
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My inner child is not wounded.
Shannen Doherty
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A passionate interest in what you do is the secret of enjoying life...whether it is helping old people or children, or making cheese or growing earthworms.
Julia Childs
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Your child should feel entitled to cry when you leave; crying is a natural thing for a child to do when she feels bad. The fact that your child cries when you go doesn't mean she will never like day care. It just means she wants you to stay.
Amy Laura Dombro
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
Unknown
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I am an only child. I have one sister.
Woody Allen
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Hit the block and post up. Then gather the crew hit childs to toast up. ho.. breaking their neck tryna see me close up. What what!
The Game
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