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This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION that load, we're only talking about one load connected: gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fucking breakfast?!"
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Suggest Revision: This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going
 
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Suggest Revision: Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.
 
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Suggest Revision: No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
 
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Suggest Revision: We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.
 
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Suggest Revision: No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
 
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Suggest Revision: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
 
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Suggest Revision: Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
 
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Suggest Revision: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
 
 Edward Hagerup Grieg quotes 
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Suggest Revision: When we are young, friends are, like everything else, a matter of course. In the old days we know what it means to have them.
 
 Charles Bukowski quotes 
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Suggest Revision: That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.
 
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