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Suggest Revision: I write about five thousand words a day, when working on a book, about three thousand a day if I'm writing a short story. I take long periods off between projects, when I read a lot, garden, and think about the next book or stories.
 
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Suggest Revision: Its called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up, and ummmmYou know, it does. It looks like a biscuit. If you look at a biscuit, and if its cooked right, you know, like in, like a, like Hardees or something, you can...
 
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Suggest Revision: Love is a decision, it is a judgment, it is a promise. If love were only a feeling, there would be no basis for the promise to love each other forever. A feeling comes and it may go. How can I judge that it will stay forever, when my act does not involve judgment and decision.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never met a wiseman if so it's a woman!
 
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Suggest Revision: This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
 
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Suggest Revision: I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
 
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Suggest Revision: There's no use doing a kindness if you do it a day too late.
 
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Suggest Revision: The folks celebrating Jim Bunning are seeing him as an anti-government, anti-spending activist. But to embrace Jim Bunning is to embrace a strange record, if you really are a libertarian, if you really are a deficit hawk, if you really care about spending and responsibility.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is no man who desires as passionately as a Russian. If we could imprison a Russian desire beneath a fortress, that fortress would explode.
 
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Suggest Revision: In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.
 
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