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When Im Married I Will Never Fig Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing great is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of g....s or a fig. If you tell me that you desire a fig. I answer you that there must be time. Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen.
Epictetus
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No greater thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of g....s or a fig. If you tell me that you desire a fig, I answer you that there must be time. Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen.
Epictetus
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I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Menander
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I never thought that Id be married to anybody, and I surely never thought that Id be married to anybody as long as Ive been married to him. And I plan on being married to him for the rest of my life.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.
Zach Braff
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I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
Bobby Darin
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And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.
Ringo Starr
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
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I am against marriage, and I don't give a fig for society.
Brigitte Bardot
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I've never turned over a fig leaf yet that didn't have a price tag on the other side.
Saul Bellow
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They sewed fig-leaves together and made themselves aprons. -Genesis iii. 7.
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The accords were fig leaves of democratic procedure to hide the nakedness of Stalinist dictatorship.
George F Kennan
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Our Lord never condemned the fig tree because it brought forth so much fruit that some fell to the ground and spoiled. He only cursed it when it was barren.
Edwin Louis Cole
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
Unknown
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I've got five kids and I'm married, Tommy's got two kids and he's been married, Vince just got married again, Mick's out of a relationship, Tommy's single as well. We've done a lot in our life, we've covered a lot of miles.
Nikki Sixx
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
Tim Allen
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The fig tree is known as the 'hypocrite tree.' It looks mature & ripe from far away, but its looks can be deceiving.
Unknown
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I love the romance of 'let's get married,' but then, when you have it so perfect...I mean, I'm more married than anybody can be, we have two kids. Maybe one day, but it's something I can really do without.
Vanessa Paradis
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There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
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Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
Henry Ward Beecher
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