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When Man Get Old They Forget Your Zipper Quotes & Sayings
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First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
Leo Rosenberg
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns
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You may be the man in this relationship, but I control the zipper!
Unknown
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Forget the image, forget the ensemble, forget the rumours, forget the short skirts, the big hair, whatever! I owe this to the fans and I will never forget you so I want to accept this award on behalf of all of you.
Mariah Carey
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If some one is talking too much ask them 'Is my pant zipper down?' when they say no tell them 'Then why is your mouth open?'
Unknown
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Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Unknown
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A man's dignity isn't measured by the people he has around him when he's at the peak of his success, but by his ability not to forget those who helped him when his need was greatest.
Unknown
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But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.
Leah Remini
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Be natural; forget yourself; be so absorbed in what you are doing and in the realisation of the presence of God, and in the glory and the greatness of the Truth that you are preaching, and the occasion that brings you together...that you forget yourself completely. That is the right condition; that is the only place of safety; that is the only way in which you can honor God. Self is the greatest enemy of the preacher, more so than in the case of any other man in society. And the only way to deal with self is to be so taken up with, and so enraptured by, the glory of what you are doing, that you forget yourself altogether.
Martyn Lloyd-Jones
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Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, remember now your not the same, Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times & don't pretend, remember now he's just your friend."
Unknown
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Even if we forget the faces, we will never forget the bonds that were carved in our souls.
Faith Barroa
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Forget the times she walked by, Forget the times she made you cry, Forget the times she spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times she held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times & dont pretend, Remember now she's just your friend.
Azgraybebly Josland
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When you are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.
Unknown
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad... but never forget to remember the things that made you glad, always remember to forget the friends that proved untrue, but never forget to remember those that stuck by you, always remember to forget the troubles that have passed away, but never forget to remember the blessings that come each day...
Unknown
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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I'm the man. Yeah I said it! bi... I'm the man. Don't you forget it.
Drake
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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I will never forget when we met, I will never forget those eyes shining on your face. I could never forget our first kiss. You were my beloved, you were my prince, Butterflies cried and flew in the sky, Because of your last words, and they were goodbye.
Oksana Serdyuk
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Forget mistakes. Forget failure. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Today is your lucky day.
Unknown
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We must try to FORGET the things that hurt us but we must NEVER forget the lessons they taught US.
Unknown
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