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...condom says to the tampon,
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Suggest Revision: ...condom says to the tampon,
 
I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never on schedule, but always on time.
 
Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he believes deserves it.
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Suggest Revision: Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he believes deserves it.
 
They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.
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Suggest Revision: They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.
 
Better late than never, but never late is better.
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Suggest Revision: Better late than never, but never late is better.
 
A man asks a trainer in the gym:
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Suggest Revision: A man asks a trainer in the gym:
 
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Suggest Revision: Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
 
If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.
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Suggest Revision: If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.
 
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Suggest Revision: Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
 
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