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Winter Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff...
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The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter.
Dave Barry
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Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.
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You cant get too much winter in the winter.
Robert Frost
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Winter either bites with its teeth or lashes with its tail.
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Make sure to stay in shape this winter since you may not be able to sign up for Obamacare until spring.
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I'm staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.
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There are only two seasons - winter and baseball.
Bill Veeck
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There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in.
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Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
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Every mile is two in winter.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I can't wait for winter...the snow, the ice skating, hot chocolate, days off school, snowball fights, winter clothes. Agh I love it.
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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
Bill Watterson
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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