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Without Usin A Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I wrote this on the shitter usin' toilet-paper. Put your head inside the water, enjoy the flavor.
Mac Miller
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I gotta baby, but his mama act like he ain't mine. Wicked women, usin' children to live on. Wanna hurt and try to hate, 'cause she know the thrill is gone.
Pimp C
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
58 Likes
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
19 Likes
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
18 Likes
When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
2 Likes
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
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