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NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
 
ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
 
Bryan27
 Bryan Burden quotes  | added by: Bryan27
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame ass dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
 
FreeMind
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Suggest Revision: The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel gay about it.
 
RelatableQuotes
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Suggest Revision: Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not worth and watch where I end up. call me a bitch and I'll show you one. fuck me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy but you really have no idea. :)~
 
courts95
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Suggest Revision: When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'
 
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