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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?

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When I said I'd hit that I meant with my car.

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I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.

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If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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