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Witty Funny Men Women Hilarious Quotes & Sayings
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Francis Bacon
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.
Benjamin Franklin
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Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.
Thomas Hobbes
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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty; How love makes young men thrall and old men dote; How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty: Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echo.. answer so.
William Shakespeare
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An American thing! In Africa, women dont do that. In Africa men are treated differently there. Here is like theres really no difference between a man and a woman besides s... Like women do everything men are doing so after a while men start treating the women like men.
Akon
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.
Nancy Witcher Astor Viscountess
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Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.
Aristotle
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Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.
Robert Jordan
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Men use love to get s... Women use s.. to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
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I studied the lives of great men and famous women; and I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm and hard work.
Harry S Truman
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did
George William Curtis
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did
George William Curtis
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It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
Chuck Palahniuk
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
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Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Dick Van Dyke
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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