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 Dick Cheney quotes 
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Suggest Revision: People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?
  
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Suggest Revision: I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
  
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Suggest Revision: I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
  
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Suggest Revision: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
  
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Suggest Revision: I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
  
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Suggest Revision: I can resist everything except temptation.
  
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Suggest Revision: I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
  
 Somerset Maugham quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
  
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Suggest Revision: Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
  
 Jim Morrison quotes 
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Suggest Revision: There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
  
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