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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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I hate it when I don't forward chain messages and I die the next day.
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Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time.
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No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell.
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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There's always that one kid in PE class who thinks it's the fu..ing Olympics. Calm. The. fu... Down.
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
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The following sentence is true: The previous sentence is false.
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
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Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!
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What's better Google or Yahoo???? Wait I'll google it !!!
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I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
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Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
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Life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
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Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
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At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport.
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Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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