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Women Are Like A Computer Virus They Quotes & Sayings
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Women are like a computer virus... they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer your money, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile and hang your life!
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After all, just one virus on a computer is one too many.
Glenn Turner
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An inefficient virus kills its host. A clever virus stays with it.
James Lovelock
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As every new breed of virus is conceived, created and released into the wild, another small change is made to the anti-virus software to combat the new threat.
Glenn Turner
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There is one major problem with anti-virus software: It needs updating. Users cannot be relied upon to have even the anti-virus software in the first place, let alone be able or willing to pay for the updates.
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po..ography occurs in the mind. Once po.. is downloaded into our mental hard drive through the portals of the senses, it works like a computer virus, corrupting our thoughts about s..uality.The contaminated files include our thoughts about being male or female, what we believe about our s..uality, how we plan to behave s..ually, and whether we have the capacity to remain faithful in marriage.
Maria Mayline Grant
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If more women want to be a part of the computer industry today, they have to do more to put themselves there. Nobody is keeping them out.
Roberta Williams
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COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
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I appreciate the sentiment that I am a popular woman in computer gaming circles; but I prefer being thought of as a computer game designer rather than a woman computer game designer. I don't put myself into gender mode when designing a game.
Roberta Williams
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I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I'm always on the computer.
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry
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I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans.
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Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected?
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint.
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle
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A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable
Leslie Lamport
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Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.
Dave Barry
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It took us three years to build the NeXT computer. If we'd given customers what they said they wanted, we'd have built a computer they'd have been happy with a year after we spoke to them - not something they'd want now.
Steve Jobs
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