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Women With Big Feet Joke Quotes & Sayings
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My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.
Satchel Paige
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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No, it's not comfortable; I hate watching myself. You don't like when you hear your voice on your voicemail; imagine having to see yourself 30 feet wide and 30 feet big.
Don Cheadle
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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
Mark Twain
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Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble
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You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks.
Mario Tomasello
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I much prefer being a man. Women have to spend so much time pulling themselves together, and their sho.. kill your feet.
Lynne Carter
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Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big d..k... I've never once heard a woman say: He had such a big full scrotum.
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Men reach their s..ual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner
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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.
Adam Sandler
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Skid rizzie ain't no joke.
Big Black
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Seemeth it a small thing unto you to have eaten up the good pasture, but ye must tread down with your feet the residue of your pastures? and to have drunk of the deep waters, but ye must foul the residue with your feet? / And as for my flock, they eat that which ye have trodden with your feet; and they drink that which ye have fouled with your feet.
Bible
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Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life
Alice Thomas Ellis
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Well, I guess the s..ual abuse by Mel Phillips in a sense, he had a fetish for feet. He used to play with my feet and other kids' feet, and that was his thing.
Tom Cole
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Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved.
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Black women don't have the same body image problems as white women. They are proud of their bodies. Black men love big butts.
Tyra Banks
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The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have s... Men need to have s.. to feel loved. How do we ever get started?
Billy Connolly
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The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple. He was a big believer in not having to spell every joke out. You shouldn't have to explain it.
Andy Dick
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Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.
Rachel Perry
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