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You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.

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Well, you know what, I'm 60 years old, and I've been interested in politics since I was on my daddy's knee. During the 1948 election, we were praying for Truman. I know a lot about politics.

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Ill be spitting flows since the kid was 6 years old if you listen close its like some mismatched clothes.

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Sometimes you find out what you wanted isn't really what you need, and the dream and all its promises was never meant to be, all your hope and desperation won't make it like it was, and you believe the pain will never pass, but believe me in time it does.

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Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years

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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.

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I have more memories than if I were a thousand years old.

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You've got your hands full if you have three children under 2 years old.

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Obviously there will be a backlash. If you believe the hype you have to believe a backlash too. Any criticism we get, is always stuff we've already criticised ourselves.

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Women never have young minds. They were born three thousand years old.

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