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You Cant Baptize A Cat Quotes & Sayings
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Coaching your wife is like trying to baptize a cat.
Dr Phil
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If I had to baptize a Jew, I would take him to the bridge of the Elbe, hang a stone around his neck and push him over with the words "I baptize thee in the name of Abraham"
Martin Luther
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If I had to baptize a Jew, I would take him to the bridge of the Elbe, hang a stone around his neck and push him over with the words "I baptize thee in the name of Abraham"
Martin Luther
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It is a grievous sin in the sight of God for any man to presume to baptize, unless God has authorized him by new revelation to baptize in his name.
Orson Pratt
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
English Proverb
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
Stephen Baker
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How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another cat. 5. Buy another cat. 6. Repeat.
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Red Rum them tryin to figure out him, baptize myself in a river hennessy.
Kid Cudi
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Only baptize them if you truly believe these people are ready, taking a little more time if necessary so the Holy Ghost can strengthen them a little more.
Richard G Scott
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Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."
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There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again.
Unknown
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I did have a cat once that used to attack an ex-boyfriend's feet every time he slept over. I should've known then that the cat was right.
Erin Daniels
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Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
Unknown
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A cat sneezing is a good omen for everyone who hears it.
Unknown
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These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Ogden Nash
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The ability to bath a cat is a martial art.
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain
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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
Mark Twain
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A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.
Caryl Chessman
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