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Suggest Revision: Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
 
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Suggest Revision: A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
 
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Suggest Revision: You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.
 
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Suggest Revision: Talk shit bitch, I don't give a fuck. You ain't nothin but a joke, we're laughing at you.
 
If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.
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Suggest Revision: If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: Tears come out of my eyes as soon as you said its over. There was a smile on my face because I knew it was a joke. As soon as I saw that upside down smile on your face, I wanted to drop down on my keens and beg you to forgive me.
 
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Suggest Revision: Remember that the task of a single mom is not a joke. It is very difficult for children to be raised by both parent. How much more a single mother? You have to be ready for this great task and never try to unleash your frustration on your children.
 
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Suggest Revision: My life is a joke.... I'm only here for your amusement.... You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I cry.... But anyways.... Welcome to the show....
 
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Suggest Revision: Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
 
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